letters

today i'm writing some letters. wanna see?

Dear Toms,

I love you. I know I tell you that a lot, but you see, you are perfect for me. Not only are you incredibly attractive, but you have a good heart. Because there is absolutely no way I would spend a minimum of $44 on you if you didn't use the money to make shoes for impoverished little kids. So thankyou.

Love,

Me

p.s. I just splurged and bought two more of your kind... and i don't regret it. :)

p.p.s. I am also in love with your new perforated shoes. Mmmmmmmm.

Dear Cafe Rio,

Although I love your food, I am mad at you. Why did you have to move right next to Bajio's in Park City, of all places? You heartless Jerk with a capital J. Now they are out of business. And it's all your fault.

Inconsiderate. Unnecessary. A tragic loss.

Sincerely,

Me

p.s. Honestly... your food tastes no better than theirs. Fact.

Dear Michaels,

Thank you for giving me a job.

And thank you for opening my eyes to how awesome you are and how careful I need to be not to spend all my school money on your art supplies.

Sincerely,

Me

Dear Mount Timpanogos,

I want to climb you this summer. But I don't know how?

Wistfully,

Me

p.s. I am also unsure whether it costs money....

Dear Fashion Blogs,

You waste my time. And I have stopped following you.

{NOT} Missing you,

Me

Dear P90X,

You are today's beautiful thing. Congrats, and go celebrate!

Sincerely,

Me

{below is an overly dramatic picture of me after plyometrics}

peace out.